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Mar 19 2008

QUEERIES: How is Kenneth Cole more than shiny pointy shoes and pants that make my ass look A-MAZ-ING?

Kenneth Cole and I have a strange relationship. I love his designs, and I love that he interprets the voice of the modern urban gay man through Continue Reading »

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Mar 11 2008

Why is “Mean Girls” the Best Movie Ever Made?

It never fails. You can set your Swatch by it. At least twice every week my mad-stylish LA-based BFFL Nikki will IM me and ask, completely out of Continue Reading »

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Mar 09 2008

Heavy Breathing, Chapter 5: What Dreams May Come

“And the song was written from a perspective of hope. And hope, at the end of the day, connects us all, no matter how different we are.” Continue Reading »

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Mar 02 2008

Heavy Breathing, Chapter 4: Knowing Me, Knowing You

There’s gotta be something wrong with him.

There always is.

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Feb 19 2008

Queeries by Phil Putnam

Ask Queer questions, get Queer answers. Duh!

Coming in March!

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Feb 19 2008

Heavy Breathing, Chapter 3: Give Him the Ooh-La-La

“So it’s nothing like elephantitis?” “No, Adelle.”

“That’s good ’cause my Uncle Morey-he once got bit by a mosquito and his yahoos swelled up like melons.”

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Feb 17 2008

Media Ho: Madonna 101 by Tim Parks

Remember the ’80s public service announcement where the dad confronts his son about the marijuana he discovers in his offspring’s room, and where

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Feb 14 2008

Heavy Breathing, Chapter 2: Primary Colors

Heavy Breathing

A continuing story of love and lust in Chicago, the city of big shoulders and abs of steel.

“Hope you don’t mind me barging in, but I just wanted to introduce myself. I’m Adelle Frish from right next door,” says the smiling blonde after she releases her new neighbor from her tight embrace.

I’m Seth Robinson,” he replies.

And I’m Roger Hardy.”

Oh, you big silly, I know you-nothing but trouble he is-so you better watch your back with him,” she warns Seth while shaking a bright red fingernail at the other man, who nods his head in agreement and adds:
“And your front.”

This remark sends the woman into brief hysterics as she slaps Roger’s arm: “Stop it, you’re terrible. Oh, I like this lamp.”

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Feb 13 2008

Heavy Breathing, Chapter 1: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Heavy Breathing

A continuing story of love and lust in Chicago, the city of big shoulders and abs of steel.

“Who the hell are you?”

That’s how the box of DVDs ends up in the snow on their new front lawn. He drops it when the old lady startles the bejesus out of him with a voice that could wake the dead. She just appears out of nowhere-like some sort of witch. And she does kind of remind him of Endora from Bewitched-except for the black jacket with an embroidered white “SOX” on the front, the hot pink Converse sneakers and the cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Actually it’s her face that conjures up images of Samantha’s marvelous mother-the false eyelashes, the ruby lipstick and the bright red hair styled in such a glamorous way that one can almost overlook the rest of her. Almost.

“I asked you a question, young man.”

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